Ridiculous Horror Movie: Manatee


Manatee/ The once gentle manatees are tired of dealing with humans. For years they’ve been getting hurt by boat propellers, but no more. You thought you only had to deal with sharks in the ocean? Well now look out for Manatee.

While remarkably similar in theory to my “The Squirrels” this one I have had in my head for awhile. I’d seen a couple of the cheesy SyFy movies like “Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus”, “Mega Shark versus Giant Octopus”, “Mega Python vs. Gatoraid” (what? I have EXCELLENT taste in movies), plus “Jaws” and “Piranha”. So I was thinking what killer creature from the sea hasn’t been done yet? Better yet… what is the kindest/gentlest sea creature that would be least likely to attack humans? Manatees! So yeah this spawned before The Squirrels.
This poster is, clearly, based off of the “Jaws” poster. I even used the same font “Amity Jack.”

Manatee picture from here
Swimmer from here

Ridiculous Horror Movie: Cinco De Die-o


Cinco De Die-o/ Five co-eds head down to Mexico to celebrate Cinco De Mayo. Their celebration angers the local spirits and what was meant to be a drunkenly forgotten holiday turns into one they will never forget. That is if they survive.

Sombrero pic from here.
Font from Da Font.
Thanks to my sister for posing, you can’t see it but she was giving me an “are you serious?” look the entire time.

This one was made with Cabin in the Woods and/or Cabin Fever in mind. Basically the “college kids piss of the ghosts/zombies” trope.  And I realize Mexico, for the most part, doesn’t celebrate Cinco De Mayo, perhaps that’s why the spirits were pissed.  Frankly, I’m surprised this movie hasn’t been made yet the Mayo/Die-o play one words is awesome, if I do say so myself.  I mean, they have Santa’s Slay and Gingerdead Man but not this?

Ridiculous Horror Movie: The Squirrels


The Squirrels// After years of leaving seed out for the birds with strange contraptions to prevent the Squirrels from getting to the feeders, the Squirrels have had enough.  You might think they’re cute but be careful leaving your house now.

Squirrel pic from here.
Font from daFont.
I was able to use the content fill trick for this so yay! :) This one was kind of made with “The Birds” in mind, since there’s like a swarm of some sort of animal.