Yet another Valentine’s Day has arrived and for the third year in a row I whipped some cards up, and yet again I did not improve my style (but I kinda like the “bad” look to them… they’re campy). This years batch includes Doctor Who, Star Trek and Star Wars. And so without any further ado… First is Doctor Who. The blue box is basically a time traveling machine that the characters use so I feel like the phrase is pretty self explanatory. This needs a bit more explaining. These aliens, though they may look silly, are one of the Doctor’s biggest (if not THE biggest enemy). To put it very simply they roll around, say “EXTERMINATE” and try to zap things with their lasers. So instead of EXTERMINATE I had them say INFATUATE, which I know someone on the internet has done before but whatever.
This is another one I’m sure someone somewhere has done: a Valentine with Yoda speak.
Now for the Star Trek ones. This is a redshirt. In the Star Trek universe redshirts are known to die, so much so that any expendable type character in other shows/movies are known as redshirts. The phrase on this one comes from a Ke$ha song and I feel like it was appropriate.
And finally, my anti-Valentine. Something new this year. Doctor Leonard “Bones” McCoy is my favorite character in Star Trek: The Original Series and the new movies but I couldn’t figure out how to make a Bones-centric Valentine so I took his catch phrase “I’m a Doctor not a… (bricklayer, escalator, physicist)” and altered it to be an anti-Valentine.

Pictures used:

Nebula- http://scienceblogs.com/startswithabang/files/2012/09/M16-Eagle-Nebula.jpeg
tardis- http://www.davesclassicarcade.com/tardis/real_tardis.jpeg
daleks- http://etyman.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/daleks-three.jpg
leonard “bones” mccoy- http://www.cardassiaprimera.com.ar/Leonard-McCoy.jpg
Yoda- http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100917233512/starwars/images/e/e0/Yoda_SWSB.jpg
redshirt-http://www.yourperfectparty.com.au/product_images/uploaded_images/startrekredshirt.jpg