If there was ever a need for a sarcasm font…
Dear upstairs neighbors,
I really admire your love for music. I mean , almost every day I hear your oboe/clarinet playing, your stomping/dancing, and your off key singing of Katy Perry’s Firework. Especially at midnight. It’s awesome. Here is my gift to you.
It’s wake boarding santa with a flare and lyrics from your favorite song “Firework” by Katy Perry.
Sincerely, Megan
(Picture from http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/)
UPDATE: Thanks to thedailwh.at I found this. Thank goodness they don’t play the vuvuzela.